1 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:20,583 Subtitles By: Ammar Schwarzenegger 2 00:04:31,510 --> 00:04:32,704 Damn! 3 00:04:42,830 --> 00:04:46,539 Whiskey, let's find us a nice little bank. 4 00:04:47,030 --> 00:04:50,420 What do you know? I'm the boss. 5 00:04:55,150 --> 00:04:57,345 That does it, Whiskey. 6 00:04:58,630 --> 00:05:02,145 Now just for that, I'm going in alone. 7 00:05:02,790 --> 00:05:07,341 Without me, you'll wind up holding a broken chair together. 8 00:05:08,630 --> 00:05:10,541 You say something? 9 00:05:27,350 --> 00:05:28,783 Okay... 10 00:05:29,030 --> 00:05:32,147 ...but remember, I'm boss. 11 00:05:47,310 --> 00:05:51,588 Cactus Jack Slade waits in the shade 12 00:05:51,830 --> 00:05:55,027 Pondering his evil schemes 13 00:05:55,710 --> 00:05:59,100 He's a well-known bad guy 14 00:05:59,310 --> 00:06:04,987 Ready to try whatever it takes To live up to his name 15 00:06:05,230 --> 00:06:08,939 No one is safe from the villain 16 00:06:09,750 --> 00:06:13,345 He totes a dangerous gun 17 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:18,386 And robbing and stealing And just plain dirty dealing 18 00:06:18,630 --> 00:06:22,145 Cactus Jack Slade gets it done 19 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:35,739 Get off the streets, he's the villain 20 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,946 Meet me in front. 21 00:06:44,390 --> 00:06:48,668 Close all the stores Lock all the doors 22 00:06:48,910 --> 00:06:53,142 Cactus Jack Slade has arrived 23 00:06:59,710 --> 00:07:02,178 - Who is it? - The sheriff. 24 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:04,148 Open up. 25 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:12,589 You're not the sheriff. 26 00:07:12,830 --> 00:07:14,946 I lied. 27 00:07:16,990 --> 00:07:22,747 One, close the door. Two, open the safe. Three, on the floor. 28 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,548 You forgot number two. 29 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:43,347 Oh, no, I didn't. I did that when you stuck that gun in my face. 30 00:07:44,030 --> 00:07:47,386 - Open that safe. - The safe is locked for the night. 31 00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:51,589 And only Mr. Simpson has the combination. 32 00:07:51,830 --> 00:07:53,104 I'm just a clerk. 33 00:08:12,990 --> 00:08:14,742 Excuse me. 34 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:20,944 Got a light? 35 00:08:21,190 --> 00:08:23,750 How about a cigar? 36 00:08:23,950 --> 00:08:25,941 I don't smoke. 37 00:08:56,470 --> 00:08:58,461 Oh, I should've had two... 38 00:08:58,710 --> 00:09:02,544 - What's that noise? - It came from the bank. 39 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,139 The sheriff's coming. 40 00:09:22,790 --> 00:09:26,749 What are you doing, you traitor? Whiskey? You traitor! 41 00:09:26,990 --> 00:09:28,901 I'll get even with you. 42 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,465 You won't get away with this. 43 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:33,979 Traitor! I'll get even with you. 44 00:09:34,230 --> 00:09:38,382 Get your hands off me. Nobody pushes me around like this. 45 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:59,539 Here, ma'am, let me help you cross the street. 46 00:10:02,230 --> 00:10:05,859 Are you blind? Don't you see all these horses? 47 00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:09,944 We'll never live through this. Watch out! 48 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:15,710 Are you trying to get me killed? Oh, this is terrible. 49 00:10:16,430 --> 00:10:19,149 Here, let me help you, ma'am. 50 00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:22,339 See, Mother, safe and sound. 51 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:24,939 First of all, I ain't your mother. 52 00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:28,460 Secondly, take your arm off me, dummy! 53 00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:33,545 And third, I didn't want to cross the street in the first place. 54 00:10:33,910 --> 00:10:35,741 Yes, ma'am. 55 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:54,341 Charming, you're gonna miss your train. 56 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:56,586 Now remember what I told you. 57 00:10:56,830 --> 00:11:01,665 Avery Simpson would steal the candy from a young'un if he got the chance. 58 00:11:01,910 --> 00:11:03,946 - Are you listening? - Yes, Papa. 59 00:11:04,150 --> 00:11:06,983 - Them shoes still on that mare? - Hell, yes. 60 00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:12,179 There's enough silver in that hill to make a St. Louis hooker happy... 61 00:11:12,430 --> 00:11:15,786 ...but it won't do no good in the hills, understand? 62 00:11:15,990 --> 00:11:19,983 So you watch out for that thieving Avery Simpson... 63 00:11:20,230 --> 00:11:24,143 ...or he'll wind up owning all of my mine. You follow me? 64 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,585 One ticket to Snake's End. 65 00:11:30,230 --> 00:11:33,188 That'll do it, one ticket to Snake's End. 66 00:11:33,430 --> 00:11:37,139 Going away on a business trip, Mr. Parody? 67 00:11:37,350 --> 00:11:39,944 None of your business, Charming. 68 00:11:40,150 --> 00:11:44,348 Well, here's your ticket. Well, take it. Bite on it. 69 00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:48,429 I'll get ahold of somebody to meet you in Snake's End. 70 00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:51,190 And he'll protect you. 71 00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:54,179 I can take care of myself. 72 00:11:54,390 --> 00:11:59,305 Charming, I'm not worried about... I'm worried about the money! 73 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:02,263 Bring the money right back to the house. 74 00:12:02,510 --> 00:12:07,743 - And be careful of strangers. - Yes, Daddy. 75 00:12:17,830 --> 00:12:19,946 Pardon me, sir. 76 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:23,500 - I'm Handsome Stranger. - So? 77 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,663 That's my name. You have a telegram for me. 78 00:12:29,590 --> 00:12:31,546 Boy, you talk... 79 00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:32,945 ...funny. 80 00:12:33,190 --> 00:12:37,149 Well, that's easy for you to say. What about my telegram? 81 00:12:38,150 --> 00:12:40,539 So I did. I forgot to write it down. 82 00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:44,146 With all that commotion and everything... 83 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,944 ...going over at the bank... 84 00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:50,586 But I do recollect what it said. 85 00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:53,390 It was from a guy named... 86 00:12:53,950 --> 00:12:56,384 ...Parody Jones. He said... 87 00:12:56,630 --> 00:13:01,545 ...his daughter was coming into town to pick something up at the bank. 88 00:13:01,750 --> 00:13:04,947 And that you are supposed to escort her... 89 00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:07,546 ...back out to his... 90 00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:09,948 ...place. 91 00:13:13,510 --> 00:13:17,059 And then he said something about you owing him. 92 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:19,346 That's true. 93 00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:24,146 He saved my life once. I've been beholden to him ever since. 94 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:27,150 When is Miss Jones arriving? 95 00:13:28,030 --> 00:13:29,349 Miss Jones is... 96 00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:33,145 Miss Jones is coming in On the evening train 97 00:13:33,350 --> 00:13:35,341 Do I still have time to eat? 98 00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:40,664 Sure, you do. Just go on over to the Broken Spoke and eat. 99 00:13:40,830 --> 00:13:42,661 Broken Spoke? It's a saloon. 100 00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:46,226 That's right. And this here's a telegraph office. 101 00:13:46,430 --> 00:13:49,706 To send a telegram, you come here. 102 00:13:49,950 --> 00:13:52,020 It's the only place in town. 103 00:13:52,230 --> 00:13:56,667 To eat, you go to the Broken Spoke, because it's the only place in... 104 00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:58,741 Thank you. Thank you. 105 00:13:59,030 --> 00:14:00,429 ...town. 106 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:06,141 Oh, I don't believe it. Oh, easy. Go slow, go slow. 107 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:11,979 What happened? 108 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:16,348 She was trying to cross the street. Got hit by a beer wagon. 109 00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:21,340 I always say that alcohol and driving don't mix. What a pity. 110 00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:25,149 I thought I heard that voice! 111 00:14:25,350 --> 00:14:29,707 Get out! I'll kill you! Stop this stretcher! Get that man! 112 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:34,461 If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have been hurt. Turn around! 113 00:14:34,630 --> 00:14:37,588 Turn this stretcher! Get that man! 114 00:14:37,830 --> 00:14:43,348 I'll teach you when I want to cross the street! 115 00:14:43,790 --> 00:14:47,749 You leave me alone! I'm gonna make you... 116 00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:02,221 - Morning, Mr. Avery. - I want to see your prisoner. 117 00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:04,346 I want to see him alone. 118 00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:14,148 Traitor. 119 00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:19,542 - Cactus Jack? - Who are you? 120 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,945 I'm Avery Simpson. 121 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:25,747 I own the bank you blew up last night. 122 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,502 I used too much dynamite. 123 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:33,140 Well, I'm not mad at you for blowing up my bank. 124 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:36,985 I'm not even mad at you for trying to blow my safe apart. 125 00:15:37,150 --> 00:15:40,825 I don't keep any money in it anyway. I don't trust banks. 126 00:15:41,230 --> 00:15:44,347 - You know why I'm not mad at you? - Why? 127 00:15:45,510 --> 00:15:50,140 Because you and me may be able to do business together. 128 00:15:51,390 --> 00:15:53,745 Now if we can... 129 00:15:53,950 --> 00:15:56,942 ...you'll walk out of here with me scot-free. 130 00:15:57,750 --> 00:16:01,948 And I'll give you $1000 cash tomorrow. 131 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:09,063 If we can't do business together, the sheriff is gonna hang you... 132 00:16:09,310 --> 00:16:10,948 ...tonight. 133 00:16:12,590 --> 00:16:14,740 I don't know. 134 00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:19,141 - Well? - I'm thinking, I'm thinking. 135 00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:29,220 - It's a deal. - Good. 136 00:16:35,630 --> 00:16:38,940 A year ago I grubstaked an old prospector. 137 00:16:39,150 --> 00:16:42,540 For that I got half of everything. You follow me? 138 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,709 Now he needs more money to work the mine. 139 00:16:45,870 --> 00:16:48,748 He's putting up the other half as collateral. 140 00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:51,982 I'm gonna lend him that money. You follow me? 141 00:16:52,430 --> 00:16:56,184 His daughter will take the cash back in the morning. 142 00:16:56,430 --> 00:17:01,868 I don't want it to get there. If it don't, I'll get the whole mine. 143 00:17:02,110 --> 00:17:06,706 - You still follow me? - What about a little advance? 144 00:17:11,310 --> 00:17:16,145 Here's $20, which I'll deduct from the 500 you'll earn. 145 00:17:16,350 --> 00:17:20,059 You made mention of $1000, didn't you? 146 00:17:20,270 --> 00:17:23,945 I thought I made mention of a hanging, didn't I? 147 00:17:46,670 --> 00:17:49,742 Five hundred dollars. 148 00:17:55,590 --> 00:18:00,539 Whiskey, if you behave, we're gonna be rich. Real rich. 149 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,741 Whiskey. 150 00:18:39,630 --> 00:18:43,543 Not you. Stay outside. 151 00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:01,547 Leave the bottle. 152 00:19:18,510 --> 00:19:20,740 That's an uppercut. 153 00:19:26,510 --> 00:19:28,944 That's a left cross. 154 00:19:34,150 --> 00:19:36,744 And that's a two-by-four. 155 00:19:50,030 --> 00:19:51,179 Thank you. 156 00:19:55,710 --> 00:19:57,746 Mr. Stranger... 157 00:19:58,550 --> 00:20:02,748 ...the evening train's coming. I just heard the... 158 00:20:03,310 --> 00:20:06,746 ...blow. It's at Five-Mile Crossing. 159 00:20:06,950 --> 00:20:11,262 Then the train has five miles to go. I still can finish my meal. 160 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:16,743 If you want to meet the old train you'd better come now because... 161 00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:21,383 ...Five-Mile Crossing is only half a mile down the t... 162 00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:23,939 - Track? - Way. 163 00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:25,742 Really? 164 00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:27,941 I'd better go. 165 00:20:37,910 --> 00:20:42,188 Charming Charming 166 00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:46,946 There ain't no woman in these parts That looks as good as you 167 00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:51,348 Charming Charming 168 00:20:51,990 --> 00:20:55,744 Don't forget What you were sent to do 169 00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:16,498 Pardon me. Pardon me. 170 00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:21,540 Would you mind taking hold of these, please? 171 00:21:21,790 --> 00:21:23,542 Well, yes, ma'am. 172 00:21:24,230 --> 00:21:26,346 Wonderful. 173 00:21:29,950 --> 00:21:33,386 You were the only lady to get off the train. 174 00:21:33,630 --> 00:21:34,745 Yes, I was. 175 00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:38,944 - Then you must be Charming. - You've said it all. 176 00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:42,466 I mean, Charming Jones. Parody's daughter. 177 00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:45,702 I'm your pa's friend. He told me to pick you up. 178 00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:48,743 - I'm Handsome Stranger. - Yes, you are. 179 00:21:48,950 --> 00:21:50,906 - Let me help you. - Thank you. 180 00:21:56,710 --> 00:21:58,382 My! 181 00:21:58,630 --> 00:22:02,543 - Shall we? - Oh, yes. Yes. 182 00:22:23,150 --> 00:22:26,187 Handsome Stranger is such a wonderful nickname. 183 00:22:26,750 --> 00:22:28,388 How did you get it? 184 00:22:28,630 --> 00:22:31,349 It's not a nickname. It's my real name. 185 00:22:32,310 --> 00:22:35,780 - Really? - Yes, I was named after my father. 186 00:22:36,030 --> 00:22:38,339 He must have been quite a man. 187 00:22:38,550 --> 00:22:41,747 I don't know. I never met him. 188 00:22:45,790 --> 00:22:50,989 How did you meet my daddy? I never heard him mention your name. 189 00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:53,869 I met him in Denver. He saved my life. 190 00:22:54,030 --> 00:22:57,909 He nursed me after I got beat up by ruffians. 191 00:22:58,390 --> 00:23:02,941 Oh, dear. Why did they do that? 192 00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:05,382 You know, I don't know. 193 00:23:05,630 --> 00:23:09,418 But like I said, it was a few years ago in Denver. 194 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:14,347 I saw a bunch of crazy horses running down Main Street. 195 00:23:14,590 --> 00:23:18,742 I finally realized that these were runaways. 196 00:23:18,950 --> 00:23:23,421 So I jumped on my horse and I chased them down the street. 197 00:23:23,630 --> 00:23:27,066 I ran after them. It was crazy. 198 00:23:27,270 --> 00:23:31,741 They were going faster and faster. I was catching up with them. 199 00:23:31,990 --> 00:23:36,586 There were children and women and old men in danger in the street. 200 00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:40,789 It was really dangerous. I tried to save them. 201 00:23:41,030 --> 00:23:44,147 You risked your life to try to stop them. 202 00:23:44,350 --> 00:23:48,389 - I do this every day. I try to... - Oh, how wonderful. 203 00:23:48,630 --> 00:23:52,589 So I kept running after them and finally I did catch up. 204 00:23:57,030 --> 00:24:00,181 - What are you doing? - I got them under control. 205 00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:03,024 Get him off my horse. 206 00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:12,347 You dummy. How am I gonna make a living? 207 00:24:12,550 --> 00:24:16,065 That was the only cathouse in town. 208 00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:23,984 Excuse me, ma'am. What do you do for a living? 209 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:27,144 And that's the way it was. 210 00:24:27,910 --> 00:24:33,462 That was a brave and noble thing you did, stopping that team of horses. 211 00:24:33,710 --> 00:24:36,941 Why, you could have been killed! 212 00:24:37,230 --> 00:24:39,346 Oh, yes. 213 00:25:33,230 --> 00:25:36,142 There's been a change of plans. 214 00:25:37,910 --> 00:25:42,028 The girl already got somebody to ride shotgun for her. 215 00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:46,906 He don't look like much, but it won't be easy to get the money. 216 00:25:47,070 --> 00:25:50,028 Why don't I just hold them up...? 217 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:54,943 Why don't you just do that, if you think you can handle it? 218 00:25:55,110 --> 00:25:57,578 What makes you think I can't? 219 00:25:57,750 --> 00:26:01,379 You did such a magnificent job on the bank. 220 00:26:02,750 --> 00:26:08,108 Yeah, well, I've had a lot more experience robbing people. 221 00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:10,665 Make sure you get that money. 222 00:26:10,910 --> 00:26:15,142 - I'll get it. - Make sure you bring back all of it. 223 00:26:15,590 --> 00:26:18,980 - I'm not dishonest. - And I'm not a trusting man. 224 00:26:19,190 --> 00:26:21,750 I always insure a risk. 225 00:26:59,190 --> 00:27:02,546 You take good care of that box, young man. 226 00:27:02,790 --> 00:27:05,987 Charming, have a nice trip. Say hi to your dad. 227 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:12,542 We could've saved some of Daddy's money... 228 00:27:12,790 --> 00:27:14,667 ...by taking only one room. 229 00:27:14,910 --> 00:27:17,470 Oh, no, don't worry about it. 230 00:27:18,390 --> 00:27:20,950 I can pay for my own room. 231 00:28:12,430 --> 00:28:18,187 He was waiting at the station When the train pulled in 232 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:23,663 He was there to meet a lady As a favour for a friend 233 00:28:24,710 --> 00:28:30,660 The stranger was a proud man Who paid the debts he owed 234 00:28:30,870 --> 00:28:36,342 And it was his time to pay the debt He owed from long ago 235 00:28:36,950 --> 00:28:41,421 Handsome Stranger Where do you come from? 236 00:28:41,910 --> 00:28:44,947 No one seems to know Your business here 237 00:28:45,990 --> 00:28:50,745 With your steel-blue eyes And pearl handled guns 238 00:28:51,150 --> 00:28:54,665 There ain't an outlaw anywhere You fear 239 00:28:55,950 --> 00:29:00,262 Handsome Stranger Where do you come from? 240 00:29:00,710 --> 00:29:03,827 No one seems to know Your business here 241 00:29:04,750 --> 00:29:09,744 With your steel-blue eyes And pearl handled guns 242 00:29:10,110 --> 00:29:13,500 There ain't an outlaw anywhere You fear 243 00:29:17,070 --> 00:29:21,541 Oh, let me straighten out the bags. Can you hold this? 244 00:29:29,910 --> 00:29:32,470 - Are you gonna be long? - No. 245 00:29:32,670 --> 00:29:35,901 - What are you doing? - Tying down the bags. 246 00:29:41,470 --> 00:29:42,983 Higher. 247 00:29:47,030 --> 00:29:51,262 No. I mean me, higher. 248 00:29:56,470 --> 00:29:59,303 Now, was that difficult? 249 00:30:02,310 --> 00:30:05,620 This is the day we strike it rich. 250 00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:15,986 One, I merely step out in front of that wagon. 251 00:30:19,590 --> 00:30:24,789 That ought to stop them. Two, I shoot the boyfriend. 252 00:30:27,150 --> 00:30:32,224 Three, I steal the money and ravish that woman. 253 00:30:34,430 --> 00:30:39,106 Leaving that oily banker with his thumb up his dumb. 254 00:30:56,390 --> 00:30:58,506 I'll handle this. 255 00:31:27,070 --> 00:31:30,346 - Did you hear that? - No, I heard nothing. 256 00:31:30,550 --> 00:31:33,064 There was a big sound. 257 00:32:03,150 --> 00:32:05,345 Whiskey! 258 00:32:14,550 --> 00:32:16,859 Whiskey, where you been? 259 00:32:32,230 --> 00:32:37,224 Why does the banker want him watched? He needs to be looked after. 260 00:32:47,110 --> 00:32:51,262 - I've never done this before. - You're doing a good job. 261 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:52,744 Oh, thank you. 262 00:32:52,950 --> 00:32:58,024 - Thank you, ma'am. - Oh, you're so welcome. 263 00:33:01,110 --> 00:33:03,863 - What a relief! - What? 264 00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:06,908 We passed the bend and nothing happened. 265 00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:08,868 Yes, I know. 266 00:34:15,110 --> 00:34:18,022 Whiskey! 267 00:34:29,550 --> 00:34:33,668 - It sure is desolate out here. - Yes, ma'am. 268 00:34:39,670 --> 00:34:46,189 Won't it be awful if we're robbed or attacked by bandits? 269 00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:52,060 I hear they do terrible things to women. 270 00:35:01,950 --> 00:35:05,340 You don't talk much, do you? 271 00:35:10,590 --> 00:35:14,060 I wish you'd make some conversation. 272 00:35:14,310 --> 00:35:20,226 Otherwise, it's going to be a very, very dull trip. 273 00:35:20,550 --> 00:35:24,862 - What do you want to talk about? - Oh, anything. Surprise me. 274 00:35:25,070 --> 00:35:30,064 You want to see my gun? Bet you've never seen one like this. 275 00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:35,061 It's like any other gun. 276 00:35:35,310 --> 00:35:39,064 It just looks like any other gun, but it's different. 277 00:35:39,270 --> 00:35:40,988 Oh, really? 278 00:35:41,670 --> 00:35:44,343 Well, tell me. I'm dying to know. 279 00:35:44,590 --> 00:35:48,105 - This is a seven-shot six-shooter. - Yeah? 280 00:35:48,310 --> 00:35:51,188 And I had it specially made. 281 00:35:52,470 --> 00:35:53,983 Why? 282 00:35:55,350 --> 00:35:58,148 - Why? - Yes, why? 283 00:35:58,350 --> 00:35:59,988 I don't know. 284 00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:04,782 - Nobody asked me that before. - I'll bet. 285 00:36:52,590 --> 00:36:56,219 Ah, I love those Latin hymns. 286 00:36:57,230 --> 00:37:01,587 Welcome, stranger. You're a handsome stranger. 287 00:37:01,910 --> 00:37:07,428 I see by the guns you wear that you're a man of violence. 288 00:37:07,750 --> 00:37:12,870 Violence is ignorance. But it's not too late to be saved. 289 00:37:13,070 --> 00:37:16,904 The skies are darkening. Soon, the rain will fall. 290 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:19,305 The angels are weeping. 291 00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:23,139 Let their teardrops cleanse your heart. 292 00:37:23,350 --> 00:37:25,944 - It's not too late to be saved. - Really? 293 00:37:26,150 --> 00:37:30,780 You can be the salt of the earth, the light of the life. 294 00:37:31,030 --> 00:37:33,908 - But you gotta stop drinking. - I'm not. 295 00:37:34,310 --> 00:37:36,460 - No drinking. - Never. 296 00:37:36,710 --> 00:37:38,348 - No cussing. - Never. 297 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:42,139 No dirty jokes. 298 00:37:45,550 --> 00:37:50,829 The wicked sprung up like grass and the works of iniquity flourished... 299 00:37:51,030 --> 00:37:55,820 ...it was so they might be destroyed. Hand me your guns. 300 00:38:00,510 --> 00:38:04,901 Now, if I were a mind to rob you... 301 00:38:06,230 --> 00:38:09,427 ...or perhaps molest your lady friend... 302 00:38:09,630 --> 00:38:13,669 ...this gun wouldn't scare you at all. 303 00:38:14,270 --> 00:38:17,068 Because we both know it's not loaded. 304 00:38:17,510 --> 00:38:22,823 - But I want to tell you that... - Freeze. My gun is definitely loaded. 305 00:38:23,030 --> 00:38:24,463 Right. 306 00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:27,781 If I were to pull the trigger... 307 00:38:27,990 --> 00:38:30,629 ...it wouldn't scare you. - Reverend! 308 00:38:43,550 --> 00:38:46,508 I wish he wouldn't have left so soon. 309 00:38:46,710 --> 00:38:49,747 I think he really could've helped me. 310 00:38:50,430 --> 00:38:51,783 Me too. 311 00:38:53,310 --> 00:38:58,100 You and your seven-shot six-shooter. 312 00:39:17,950 --> 00:39:19,383 Whiskey. 313 00:39:20,470 --> 00:39:21,869 What happened? 314 00:39:38,270 --> 00:39:40,101 Behave yourself. 315 00:39:44,990 --> 00:39:51,463 Whiskey, when we steal that money, we're gonna buy a nice spread. 316 00:39:51,950 --> 00:39:57,070 With a little corral and a couple of cute fillies for you. 317 00:39:58,470 --> 00:40:02,907 I think I'll get me a couple cute fillies too. 318 00:40:03,950 --> 00:40:08,387 Now, go away. I gotta work this out. 319 00:40:15,350 --> 00:40:18,148 Yeah, this is gonna work. 320 00:42:35,110 --> 00:42:38,785 I like this place. Let's spend the night here. 321 00:42:38,950 --> 00:42:40,827 Perfect. 322 00:42:56,870 --> 00:42:59,828 I'll take care of the team, okay? 323 00:43:05,470 --> 00:43:09,622 Charming Charming 324 00:43:09,950 --> 00:43:14,705 There ain't no woman in these parts That looks as good as you 325 00:43:14,910 --> 00:43:18,949 Charming Charming 326 00:43:19,350 --> 00:43:22,308 Don't forget What you were sent to do 327 00:43:23,750 --> 00:43:28,619 She came to town With her head held high 328 00:43:29,950 --> 00:43:34,341 Cowboys smile when she walks by 329 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:40,266 Across the badlands she does ride 330 00:43:41,270 --> 00:43:45,946 With a handsome stranger By her side 331 00:43:47,550 --> 00:43:49,427 Charming 332 00:43:52,150 --> 00:43:54,186 Charming 333 00:43:54,630 --> 00:43:58,020 There ain't no woman Looks as good as you 334 00:44:11,670 --> 00:44:13,308 What's the matter? 335 00:44:15,030 --> 00:44:18,818 - Do you know which way is north? - Why? 336 00:44:19,270 --> 00:44:24,583 When we stay overnight here, we point the wagon to the North Star. 337 00:44:25,150 --> 00:44:29,268 - We know in the morning where to go. - Really? 338 00:44:29,670 --> 00:44:32,582 I read it in one of the pioneer magazines. 339 00:44:34,550 --> 00:44:35,949 Tell you what. 340 00:44:36,150 --> 00:44:40,780 If we cross the river and stay on the road we've been on all day... 341 00:44:40,990 --> 00:44:43,868 ...we'll get to where we're going. 342 00:44:45,470 --> 00:44:50,498 - You're right. - You know, I think I'll take a bath. 343 00:44:50,710 --> 00:44:53,099 I'll get some wood for the fire. 344 00:44:53,350 --> 00:44:56,865 Would you like to scrub my back? 345 00:44:57,150 --> 00:44:59,425 I'd better get the wood. 346 00:44:59,950 --> 00:45:03,465 I knew he'd say that. I knew it. 347 00:46:07,270 --> 00:46:09,181 Handsome? 348 00:46:09,430 --> 00:46:11,386 Handsome, is that you? 349 00:46:20,750 --> 00:46:25,460 We should have packed a lunch. It's gonna be a long job. 350 00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:29,262 You wanna Indian wrestle? 351 00:46:48,950 --> 00:46:51,066 Miss Charming? 352 00:46:51,310 --> 00:46:54,063 I've been lying here and looking at you... 353 00:46:54,230 --> 00:46:57,028 ...and thinking how fitting your name is. 354 00:46:57,190 --> 00:47:01,069 I mean, it really does you justice. 355 00:47:02,350 --> 00:47:05,103 How did you get a name like that? 356 00:47:06,150 --> 00:47:09,142 It was the first thing that my daddy said... 357 00:47:09,310 --> 00:47:12,382 ...when he found out they were going to have me. 358 00:47:12,630 --> 00:47:16,669 Mama said, "Parody, I think I'm pregnant." 359 00:47:16,870 --> 00:47:21,660 And Daddy said, "Oh, charming. Just charming." 360 00:47:22,670 --> 00:47:26,140 Your dad. He's quite a guy, I'll tell you. 361 00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:33,827 Do you have a girl? 362 00:47:38,430 --> 00:47:41,183 Have you ever had a girl? 363 00:47:41,550 --> 00:47:44,622 I don't think so, Miss Charming. 364 00:47:57,230 --> 00:47:59,266 What are you gonna do? 365 00:48:04,270 --> 00:48:07,262 It's going to get cold tonight. 366 00:48:07,470 --> 00:48:11,304 So I think I'm getting some wood for the fire. 367 00:48:23,470 --> 00:48:24,823 What the...? 368 00:48:27,150 --> 00:48:28,981 Respect! 369 00:48:30,310 --> 00:48:35,065 One of these days, I'm gonna trade you in for a mule. 370 00:48:35,310 --> 00:48:38,939 Yeah, you think you're so goldarned smart. 371 00:48:40,310 --> 00:48:42,824 I don't think that was so funny. 372 00:49:09,710 --> 00:49:10,904 Whiskey! 373 00:49:18,110 --> 00:49:19,338 Did you hear me? 374 00:49:22,750 --> 00:49:25,662 Then what are you standing there for? 375 00:49:35,230 --> 00:49:39,189 Anxious Beaver, look down there. 376 00:49:43,790 --> 00:49:46,429 Over there. 377 00:49:47,910 --> 00:49:51,061 - It's him. - Him it is. 378 00:49:55,550 --> 00:49:57,859 That's a very smart horse. 379 00:49:58,110 --> 00:50:02,581 Now, that's a horse for you, Mary. 380 00:50:17,670 --> 00:50:19,342 My braves! 381 00:50:35,950 --> 00:50:40,262 We're gonna have a necktie party, Mr. Handsome Stranger. 382 00:50:40,510 --> 00:50:45,504 You're gonna be the guest of honour, Mr. Handsome Stranger. 383 00:51:12,710 --> 00:51:14,223 Whiskey! 384 00:51:17,750 --> 00:51:19,820 Whiskey! 385 00:52:06,270 --> 00:52:08,545 I'll tell you when. 386 00:52:33,430 --> 00:52:34,749 Missed. 387 00:52:34,950 --> 00:52:39,501 Rock went behind. Gonna hit the thing. I don't get that. 388 00:54:00,750 --> 00:54:05,346 It's chapter six. "The tunnel in the hillside." 389 00:54:35,030 --> 00:54:37,339 Right there. 390 00:55:16,830 --> 00:55:19,139 Did you see that? 391 00:55:56,150 --> 00:55:58,744 Oh, what do you know? 392 00:56:03,030 --> 00:56:05,544 This is a shortcut. 393 00:56:08,830 --> 00:56:11,139 Watch this. 394 00:56:28,030 --> 00:56:31,545 I'll show you how to handle these situations. 395 00:56:34,190 --> 00:56:36,146 Here. 396 00:56:37,990 --> 00:56:39,946 Back up. 397 00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,550 Keep it that way. 398 00:56:55,230 --> 00:56:57,539 Keep it taut. 399 00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:23,664 Back up! 400 00:57:23,830 --> 00:57:25,502 Back up! 401 00:57:26,390 --> 00:57:29,143 Do you hear me? 402 00:58:25,430 --> 00:58:29,946 We've got to be careful from here on. This is Indian country. 403 00:58:34,550 --> 00:58:40,147 - Indian County. - County? 404 00:58:50,430 --> 00:58:55,550 Whiskey, this book has been fouling me up. 405 00:58:56,790 --> 00:59:00,385 I don't need Jesse James. 406 00:59:00,630 --> 00:59:03,349 Or Doc Holliday. 407 00:59:03,550 --> 00:59:06,144 Or Billy the Kid. 408 00:59:06,790 --> 00:59:08,940 I don't need anybody. 409 00:59:09,150 --> 00:59:13,746 From now on, I do it my way. 410 00:59:14,350 --> 00:59:17,945 Cactus Jack Slade. 411 01:00:08,630 --> 01:00:13,385 Why does old enemy... 412 01:00:13,630 --> 01:00:18,021 ...Prickly Jack come to Nervous Elk? 413 01:00:18,430 --> 01:00:22,742 It's Cactus Jack. Cactus Jack Slade. 414 01:00:24,470 --> 01:00:27,382 I come to speak with straight tongue. 415 01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:31,339 Tongue may be straight... 416 01:00:31,590 --> 01:00:35,947 ...but mouth hide many sharp teeth. 417 01:00:36,190 --> 01:00:41,344 I seek great chief's help. I lost my heart to a girl. 418 01:00:41,590 --> 01:00:45,549 - Can't you talk without your hands? - Yeah, well... 419 01:00:45,750 --> 01:00:50,141 ...this fellow that's with her is one big mean critter. 420 01:00:50,350 --> 01:00:56,346 How can this tired old warrior help? 421 01:00:57,150 --> 01:01:01,587 I was hoping that if you and me and a bunch of these braves... 422 01:01:01,830 --> 01:01:04,583 ...were to pop out sudden-like at him... 423 01:01:04,830 --> 01:01:08,539 ...he wouldn't be so likely to start a ruckus. 424 01:01:11,590 --> 01:01:15,378 You want nothing from this man... 425 01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:17,780 ...but woman? - Not one thing. 426 01:01:18,230 --> 01:01:20,346 Well, I'd take the buckboard. 427 01:01:20,590 --> 01:01:23,946 She couldn't ride a horse dressed like she is. 428 01:01:24,150 --> 01:01:26,744 I'd even give him my horse. 429 01:01:27,590 --> 01:01:30,150 I'm still willing to do him a kindness. 430 01:01:30,310 --> 01:01:35,338 Giving him that horse no kindness. 431 01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:48,744 What's in it for Nervous Elk? 432 01:01:50,550 --> 01:01:55,544 - Scalps. - Scalps? 433 01:01:55,750 --> 01:02:01,746 - Come now, Many-Sticker John. - It's Cactus Jack Slade. 434 01:02:01,950 --> 01:02:04,748 Whatever. 435 01:02:04,990 --> 01:02:10,383 Scalps don't put beans on table. 436 01:02:12,430 --> 01:02:15,740 I'll share the woman. 437 01:02:18,630 --> 01:02:22,748 White woman crazy. 438 01:02:22,950 --> 01:02:25,987 They all keep one bullet in gun. 439 01:02:26,230 --> 01:02:27,982 Yeah, I heard that. 440 01:02:28,230 --> 01:02:31,586 By the way, I've been meaning to ask you... 441 01:02:31,830 --> 01:02:36,950 What do you Indians do when you capture a white woman? 442 01:02:38,950 --> 01:02:43,546 Nervous Elk not know. 443 01:02:43,790 --> 01:02:49,979 Crazy white woman always shoots self before me have chance to find out! 444 01:02:50,230 --> 01:02:54,542 All except one. 445 01:02:54,790 --> 01:02:56,587 Who, by mistake... 446 01:02:56,830 --> 01:03:00,379 ...shoot Nervous Elk... 447 01:03:00,630 --> 01:03:03,224 ...in the jewels. 448 01:03:04,510 --> 01:03:06,944 Yeah, I remember. 449 01:03:07,150 --> 01:03:10,540 For old-time's sake, will you help me? 450 01:03:11,030 --> 01:03:15,342 Me like nearsighted elk that make love to cactus... 451 01:03:15,550 --> 01:03:18,144 ...been stuck before. 452 01:03:19,430 --> 01:03:21,785 We will help. 453 01:03:22,030 --> 01:03:25,306 I knew I could count on my friend. Thanks, chief. 454 01:03:36,830 --> 01:03:39,549 Now what's the matter with you? 455 01:03:45,990 --> 01:03:48,629 What's wrong? 456 01:03:49,630 --> 01:03:52,940 I wasn't gonna give you away. 457 01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:58,584 Come here. I was just saying that. 458 01:03:58,830 --> 01:04:01,344 See you at the camp. 459 01:04:16,630 --> 01:04:20,145 That man is here to steal money, isn't he? 460 01:04:20,350 --> 01:04:24,343 And if you help him, you'll be stealing also. 461 01:04:25,430 --> 01:04:28,149 But you've given your word to the banker. 462 01:04:28,390 --> 01:04:32,065 - Would you go back on it now? - Uh-huh. 463 01:04:35,790 --> 01:04:39,829 - What about that white man? - Piss on the white man. 464 01:05:09,630 --> 01:05:12,588 Listen to those drums! It's so scary. 465 01:05:12,830 --> 01:05:16,140 Don't worry. They never attack until daylight. 466 01:05:16,350 --> 01:05:18,341 Really? 467 01:05:24,430 --> 01:05:26,227 Thank you. 468 01:05:37,830 --> 01:05:41,379 Know what? He's gonna set the Indian back 50 years. 469 01:05:41,630 --> 01:05:46,943 I don't know which is worse, him or those damn drums. 470 01:05:47,830 --> 01:05:51,948 This is the plan of attack. Go over it with your troops. 471 01:05:52,190 --> 01:05:55,148 - Okay, chief. - Good brave. 472 01:05:57,230 --> 01:05:59,186 Well, Handsome... 473 01:05:59,430 --> 01:06:04,185 ...this is our last night together. - Yeah. 474 01:06:04,430 --> 01:06:09,550 Tomorrow at this time you'll be home safe and sound with your daddy. 475 01:06:12,030 --> 01:06:16,945 - I'm not really sleepy, are you? - Oh, no, I'm wide awake. 476 01:06:17,150 --> 01:06:19,948 Good. 477 01:06:21,830 --> 01:06:24,344 What have you got in mind? 478 01:06:28,430 --> 01:06:30,102 - I know what. - What? 479 01:06:30,270 --> 01:06:34,900 - Want to hear some knock-knock jokes? - I'll get some wood for the fire. 480 01:06:35,550 --> 01:06:38,781 We attack at dawn. 481 01:06:39,030 --> 01:06:43,182 Chief, why don't we attack now, when they're off guard? 482 01:06:43,430 --> 01:06:47,184 - Indians never attack till dawn. - I know, but why? 483 01:06:47,430 --> 01:06:53,346 Because at night, Indians too busy pounding on those dumb drums! 484 01:07:09,030 --> 01:07:11,146 There they are! 485 01:07:23,230 --> 01:07:28,543 - What are we waiting for? - It not dawn yet. 486 01:07:28,790 --> 01:07:33,625 Until 6:28 and 45 seconds, according to almanac. 487 01:07:33,990 --> 01:07:37,027 Chief, you sure your braves can handle this? 488 01:07:37,590 --> 01:07:42,345 My people greatest light cavalry ever mount horse! 489 01:07:42,830 --> 01:07:45,742 - I hope so. - It dawn! 490 01:07:48,430 --> 01:07:51,388 My braves, prepare to mount! 491 01:07:51,630 --> 01:07:56,545 Prepare to mount! 492 01:07:59,830 --> 01:08:01,422 Mount! 493 01:08:02,150 --> 01:08:03,981 Mount! 494 01:08:06,910 --> 01:08:08,184 Charge! 495 01:08:38,030 --> 01:08:40,783 - Chief! - Set up field hospital! 496 01:08:41,190 --> 01:08:45,024 Count casualties! Prepare for another attack! 497 01:08:45,270 --> 01:08:48,785 - Prepare for attack! - Will you shut up? 498 01:08:49,030 --> 01:08:54,582 Chief, I appreciate your help, but... 499 01:08:54,830 --> 01:08:59,142 ...it's not gonna work out. - My word is bond! 500 01:08:59,350 --> 01:09:02,786 Hey, Beaver, any braves still moving? 501 01:09:03,030 --> 01:09:06,147 - Yeah, chief, two. - Good. Get mounted! 502 01:09:06,350 --> 01:09:11,140 - Get mounted! - Four of us will continue. 503 01:09:11,350 --> 01:09:17,539 No fear, Porcupine Jack. You're in good hands. 504 01:09:17,790 --> 01:09:22,944 No, it's Cactus Jack. Cactus Jack Slade! 505 01:09:23,150 --> 01:09:25,948 Jeez, I'm gonna do it my own way. 506 01:09:26,190 --> 01:09:28,340 Whiskey! 507 01:09:30,030 --> 01:09:33,909 - Did anybody see my horse? - He went thataway. 508 01:09:34,350 --> 01:09:36,739 Whiskey! 509 01:09:42,230 --> 01:09:44,744 Whiskey! 510 01:09:48,230 --> 01:09:49,982 Thattaboy, Handsome! 511 01:09:50,230 --> 01:09:52,619 Son of a gun! 512 01:09:53,830 --> 01:09:56,390 They're gaining on us. Come on! 513 01:10:14,150 --> 01:10:16,664 Keep them between the ditches! 514 01:10:28,350 --> 01:10:31,308 Yeah, you tell them! Come on, Bumper! 515 01:10:31,590 --> 01:10:34,184 You're looking good! Come on, honey! 516 01:10:36,230 --> 01:10:39,586 - They're getting closer, Handsome. - I know. 517 01:10:39,790 --> 01:10:42,748 I don't know what got them so mad. 518 01:10:42,990 --> 01:10:46,539 Well, I'll tell you, I don't know. It could be... 519 01:10:46,790 --> 01:10:49,588 ...those knock-knock jokes. I don't know. 520 01:10:49,830 --> 01:10:52,628 - Really? - Really. 521 01:10:53,630 --> 01:10:56,463 But I do know we're slowing down. 522 01:10:59,230 --> 01:11:04,384 I think you better go a little faster, because they're gonna get us. 523 01:11:04,630 --> 01:11:08,748 I can't go any faster. These horses are really tired. 524 01:11:10,950 --> 01:11:15,148 Well, in a little ways you're gonna be safe. 525 01:11:15,390 --> 01:11:18,302 - What do you mean, ma'am? - Trust me. 526 01:11:20,830 --> 01:11:22,149 There it is. 527 01:11:41,750 --> 01:11:44,025 You, back over here... 528 01:11:44,270 --> 01:11:46,545 ...where you belong. 529 01:11:49,350 --> 01:11:54,549 - That was pretty close, chief. - Close not good enough. 530 01:11:54,750 --> 01:12:00,108 Well, braves, back to bead-stringing. 531 01:12:00,350 --> 01:12:02,989 Bye-bye, chief. Maybe next time! 532 01:12:09,430 --> 01:12:13,946 And I got all dressed up for nothing. 533 01:15:20,430 --> 01:15:22,944 On tiptoe. 534 01:15:40,390 --> 01:15:42,346 Stop. 535 01:18:05,190 --> 01:18:06,543 Whiskey? 536 01:18:06,790 --> 01:18:08,746 Whiskey? 537 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:16,146 Whiskey! 538 01:19:22,790 --> 01:19:24,348 Excuse me, ma'am? 539 01:19:24,550 --> 01:19:28,987 Isn't it dangerous to have blasting powder in the house? 540 01:19:29,150 --> 01:19:31,106 I really don't care. 541 01:19:38,590 --> 01:19:40,740 We got 'em. 542 01:19:47,790 --> 01:19:50,463 I don't need your help. 543 01:20:01,830 --> 01:20:05,459 Whiskey, you've got a funny sense of humour. 544 01:20:12,590 --> 01:20:15,150 What did you do in there? 545 01:20:18,830 --> 01:20:22,539 Take another step, and I'll ventilate you. 546 01:20:26,550 --> 01:20:29,940 Nobody outsmarts Cactus Jack Slade. 547 01:20:32,230 --> 01:20:34,346 Hold it. 548 01:20:34,590 --> 01:20:39,948 Like the man said, just hold it. 549 01:20:52,230 --> 01:20:54,869 Exactly what are your intentions? 550 01:20:55,110 --> 01:20:57,260 To see that justice is done. 551 01:21:00,150 --> 01:21:02,186 And yours? 552 01:21:02,430 --> 01:21:03,988 Blow his head off. 553 01:21:04,230 --> 01:21:07,540 - Steal the money. - And? 554 01:21:11,030 --> 01:21:13,385 Then I'm gonna ravish you. 555 01:21:16,550 --> 01:21:19,303 Handsome, you lose. 556 01:21:20,430 --> 01:21:24,981 What's his name here just outbid you. 557 01:25:14,190 --> 01:25:15,179 Subtitles by Ammar Schwarzenegger